You compare me to Napoleon
I'm few and far between
I may be short, I take no crap
Napoleonic me

I'm like no other person
I have an attitude
I may be small and sometimes mean
But that's Napoleonic me

I guess that's why I share his name
Win or lose I fight
For the things that I believe in
When I feel that I am right

So the next time you wish to cause me grief
You will truly see
why I share a name and attitude
I'm Napoleonic me