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Little Teenie Tinee
With her itty bitty feet
Didn't quite make it
As she dashed across the street
Run down by a bus
Because she moved too slow
Now she rests beneath the dirt
Six feet down below...
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They call her Krazy Kat
A dreamer she could be
Got lost within a dream
Beneath a willow tree
The winds began to blow
One dark and stormy night
Took that willow tree right down
And took poor Kat's dear life
So everytime the wind blows
Stay far away from trees
Or you will be like Kat
Buried far beneath the leaves
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Spunky Spanky spry as could be
Walked right out from behind a tree
Dressed in brown
Looked like a deer
An arrow flew right in his ear
Spunky Spanky fell like a log
Then drung out of the woods
By a hunting dog
Was buried in a pile of dirt
6 feet down below the cold dark earth
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Little Sassy Puppy
A Napoleonic mutt
Thought that she could rule the yard
But enough was just enough
She met her match one day
A bigger dog was near
Took poor Sassy in it's mouth
And chewed upon her ear
Sassy pulled her head back
Able to quickly get away
She learned a hard hard lesson
With her Napoleonic way
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They call him Mighty Butch
The great big yellow dog
Who went to lift his leg one day
To pee upon a log
A gale force wind it blew
Broke a branch upon a tree
Now you can't hear poor Butch's bark
He's buried in grass of green
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They call her Kitty Kat
Her body grew way too fat
It couldn't carry the load
And caused her to explode
And now she's food for the rats.
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They call him big Al
The once be handyman
Took off all his fingers
When he tried to clean the fan
As the blades began to spin
Faster as they go
Took off his head quite quickly
And threw it in the snow
So the next time when you clean your fan
Unplug the stupid thing
Or you will be like Al
The
once be handyman
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Little Lindy Lucie
A Sportsman she could be
Packed up her fishing gear
And headed out to sea
She threw in her line
Hoping to catch a win
Little did she know
Her fish had a big fin
It pulled her from the boat
Under the deep blue sea
No longer will Lindy fish
No longer will she be...
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Little country bumpkin
As country as can be
Squatted down within the woods
She really had to pee
From beneath the leaves
Up came a snake
And bit her on the butt
Then dragged poor country bumpkin
Into a merky rutt
If only she had waited
She'd be here for today
Little country bumpkin
was in a bad bad way...
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Little Frankie fisherman
Was sitting on a dock
He threw out his line to fish
Then looked down to check his watch
A great big fish it hit his line
Pulled Frankie from his chair
Pulled him right beneath the water
They couldn't find Frankie anywhere...
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Little Manny Maiheim
Was walking through the mall
When the building began to tremble
The walls began to fall
He never quite made it to the front door
Now Little Manny is buried
Beneath the
cold cement floor
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